2005-01-25 - 8:42 a.m.
I've woken up in a different bed every night since wednesday, and twice I forgot who's bed it was. I woke up this morning at 3:30 because today is my first day on the job at a hospital, and my brain wakes me up early on days like this. I jumped out of bed because my brain also doesn't work well that early and I thought to myself "Oh my god I'm gonna be late for my first day!". I ignored her when she mumbled something about keys. I hopped on one leg down the hallway, to the bathroom, putting on my pants. I didn't realize I woke up in the wrong bed, wrong room, wrong floor until there were no urinals in the bathroom.I didn't have sex with any of them
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