2004-03-01 - 3:16 p.m.
"So why don't you have a boyfriend?"
"Because the opportunity never arose."
"I don't believe that, surely you've had offers from guys."
"Offers yes, in a crude ignorant fashion, but nothing for a boyfriend."
"How sad."
"Whatever do you mean?"
"Well, it's like looking at a puppy chained to a stake in the middle of a field, it just makes your heart go 'awww'. I can't explain it better than that."
"I see."
"Maybe guys just think that you're too good for them, and that you can do better?"
"I'm better than nobody."
"Lies lies lies."
"Truths. Guys hate me, why can't you understand that?"
"Because I'm a guy, and I don't hate you."
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