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2007-01-02 - 7:50 a.m.

New Year's Haiku:

My resolution
is to get my name tattooed.
On somebody else.

I'm thinking maybe
"Matt A. Boss," done in bright pink
On a girl's hipbone.

Or a "Mr. Boss"
With daggers and dripping blood
On a sailor's chest.

Or perhaps simply
"MBtheI" in a heart.
In the normal spot.

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The second line of the second bit was going to be different, but I couldn't figure out how many syllables there are in "scrawled."

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