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2008-04-03 - 8:50 p.m. "I am getting married"? What a terrible April Fools. It's like the girl who told me that she was pregnant before I was even half-awake. What on earth could possess somebody to say something so mean? ----- ----- ----- I am getting more and more anxious about going to Europe. I am going to be over there for three months, all by myself. What happens when I first get there and my silly American charm doesn't work on anybody? What happens when I'm two weeks in and I get arrested for something stupid? What happens when all my money is gone and I'm only halfway through the trip? What happens when I've only got a week left, and I fall in love?

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